Another Flanders and Swann tune; a lyrical tale of domestic discord and (dis)repair cleverly performed by Terry, Carolyn and Stephanie on piano.

"Mud, mud, glorious mud!" Flanders and Swann originally wrote this unlikely tale of riverside romance. Come wallow with us; the words are easy.

Flanders and Swann immortalised London Transport's "97-hp omnibus" and its quirky drivers in this delightful song. Collage hasn't done it in years, but when we did it always got the audience laughing.